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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 10:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Then came..

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Just Forget it!

Why are most people broke?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Aut perferendis voluptatibus eum sapiente officiis est explicabo itaque.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Measles case confirmed in eastern Iowa - KCRG

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

So they tried

My son flunked his road test because he was driving a Tesla, dad says - NJ.com

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do you write?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Column | Nervous about using the bathroom at work? A gastroenterologist shares advice. - The Washington Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

No way

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

How John Cena recreated CM Punk’s Pipe Bomb promo and changed his farewell tour - Cageside Seats